Explains why jelly filling got all over the car

Tattoos are expensive, they can take a while to finish

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Any time I’m feeling down, watching Richard Spencer get punched in the face cheers me up

You know you’re a real forklift driver when you don’t even have to open the link to know what it is

My first real job out of high school, my “forklift certification” was the only other guy in the warehouse basically telling me not to crash into things. A few months in, I casually ripped around a corner, no clue why I ended up stopping. But when I did, one of the structural columns was between the forks, definitely would have destroyed it or the forklift if I hadn’t stopped

That’s… Wow, just wow. People would rather come up with and try to justify something like that than just eat a vegetable

There goes my one claim to fame

But the cardio you get from running down a gazelle is insane (I can only assume that’s part of the lion diet)

I think I know where this is going…

Caesarpunk? Circensespunk? Idk what to call it, but I want cyberpunk-but-ancient-Rome to exist as a genre

Anywhere from 93% to 107% and I can’t tell if it’s his actual face or not

I had to check the post not logged in, weirdly I only see your comment when I’m logged in, but yeah, I (almost) only ever ssh into it, so I never really noticed the resolution until you pointed it out

That’s a whole 86x48 more than 1280x720!

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes… It was their final, most essential command

Somehow Jellyfin works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And basically Greenland too

Normally I’m the same way; nearly every movie I’ve been excited to see in theaters, I’ve made a point to avoid the trailers for it. But with 28 Years Later, I was excited to see the trailer again when I went to a movie, after already watching it intentionally. It’s what a trailer should be, instead of the usual “here are the best scenes, funniest jokes, and every major plot point” we usually get

The real reason he’s had so many kids