A giant “fuck you” to every movie and TV show that’s had a character based on/inspired by/parodying AOC and keep putting that character up against the protagonists in some way

Is she a perfect politician? No, and I wouldn’t trust anyone who came across as a perfect politician. But it definitely feels like she’s intentionally being at best turned into comic relief and at worst villainized at every opportunity

Forget that, I’m stomping on the first fish that thought legs were a good idea

Spoken like someone who’s never had a cheesy gordita crunch

It’s hard to break a 30,000 year habit

Of course! I’m glad this community is staying so supportive!

Additional prizes from the reddit post:

Throne of Eldraine Booster Box

Commander Legends Baldur’s Gate Collector Booster Box

Set of sealed Warhammer Commander Decks

Reap The Tides EDH deck and a Quiver Nexus deck block

sealed box of RTR

Mana Crypt (MB1), The One Ring (LTR 246), Sword of Light and Shadow (Invention), and a Mystery Booster 2 booster box

JP nonfoil Winter Diva Hatsune Miku secret lair Innistrad Remastered Box

Collector Box of Zendikar Rising

Draft Box of Commander Masters

Graded Mana Confluence

TWO NN playmats, a Living Energy precon and a Lil Legends SL

Game Shell XL

SidekickPRO

2 XL Bastions

Squire PLUS

3 Cube Pockets

Dungeon

The Academic XL

Infinitoken Ultimate Bundle

10x 10 Dragonshield Packs

MagicCon Chicago Exclusive Fallout Playmat

Commander Legends Battle of Baulder’s Gate Booster Box and Sheldon’s Spellbook Secret Lair

1 of each AFR commander deck

Leather Playmat, Gilded Foil Atraxa, Serialized Seal of the Guilpact, and foil Everybody Lives!

This one at least has plausible deniability as a face

Well, yeah, the reptilians in Buckingham Palace would never let the Deep State get any real power

A high level wand of corrosion will fill the room pretty much forever, as long as you can keep the door to that little room closed, you can just sit there forever while everything dies almost immediately

The bridge

Ah, yes, the Engelbert Humperdinck field

His roadkill steaks come preseasoned

Explains why jelly filling got all over the car

Tattoos are expensive, they can take a while to finish

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Any time I’m feeling down, watching Richard Spencer get punched in the face cheers me up

You know you’re a real forklift driver when you don’t even have to open the link to know what it is

My first real job out of high school, my “forklift certification” was the only other guy in the warehouse basically telling me not to crash into things. A few months in, I casually ripped around a corner, no clue why I ended up stopping. But when I did, one of the structural columns was between the forks, definitely would have destroyed it or the forklift if I hadn’t stopped

That’s… Wow, just wow. People would rather come up with and try to justify something like that than just eat a vegetable