Jesus Christ…I’m assuming the CEO wears a black helmet and has a trap door in his lair.

Over the last couple weeks it should’ve become abundantly clear that humans don’t belong inside the ocean. Let’s all agree to leave it alone.

Now let the snakes devour each other.

Added to my shopping list, thanks for the tip.

I also can’t use products with SLS. I really like Yardley London soap, but it’s not cheap and I’m not sure if it comes as a body wash. Smells great though.

Yeah, Ben & Jerry’s is one I buy sometimes, but there are plenty of ice cream options so no biggie.

Are you in Iowa?

It’s not cunning or malice. It’s hubris and incompetence.

You might be right…I tried to search for a Twitter community, but it doesn’t exist here yet apparently.

It does come as a notification, and I ended up finding it in my notification history.

Thanks for the tip, I found it in my notification history.

Congratulations, you got to witness the birth of a new colony. Swarming is how the honey bee superorganism reproduces.

I’d like to see more Waze features integrated into Google Maps.

As I read your comment, I couldn’t remember if this was about the Reddit protest or the Wagner mutiny.

Taboo 1-5

“A podcast about org charts.”

Burning question: Where do Wagner troops go now? Isn’t it as dangerous in Russia as it is in Ukraine?

That would be awesome, but I suspect Putin would sacrifice the lives of his entire population before giving up Crimea.

He’s totally gonna slurp some radioactive soup in the next year.

I’m not sure Russia gets to terminate the war at this point. Even stopping offensive actions wouldn’t meet Ukraine’s requirements. Russia needs to be expelled from all of Ukraine, including Crimea.