Completely anonymous lol. I wish.

Support your local black market!

You too huh? Sometimes you gotta use the funny money to buy the silly goose juice. Jokes aside if crypto was an actual anonymous decentralized currency it would be pretty cool.

Why doesn’t she- the bigger one- not simply eat the other one?

Oh, she does? Perhaps humans are more ruthless than I thought.

Take care of him. His name is Geraldo and he must be bathed every night at exactly 17:34 or he will summon Azathoth from his slumber. World’s fate is your hands. Gotta go.

Can I offer you an nice egg in this trying time?

True, but this is just a dumb satire on basiclemmon98’s post that erroneously conflates individualism with capitalism. It’s not a political statement to take seriously.

You said there would be no fact checking.

I just picked a font that looked like the Facebook posts. I’m more into typos than typography. I only know boulders & italians

Time to deliver a pizza ball!

This person politics!

The “left-right” spectrum is too vague to be of any real use.

“leftist unity” is just “trickle down economics” for Marxists.

Groated and porridge pilled

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