I’m not a mouse. What do I give a fuck?

someone could have died.

How?

Sometimes you want to be sure the motherfucker is dead.

Username checks out.

Why does the dude look like he spent the last 40 minutes smugly rating the smell of his own farts?

Platypusii.

Have you ever grilled anything on a contraption like in OP’s pic?

The Brits sense of humor in the face of apocalyptic fuckery is top notch I tell you what.

You’ve never grilled anything, have you?

THAT GUY IS SPANKING WITH HIS LEFT HAND!

What kind of food is going to sit on that? You cooking a whole leg of something?

How the hell would that work?

Oh man, two of the worst lol.

Yeah. That’s what I said.

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Red triangle?

An argument_solver._

Its a good thing you came along to reiterate that.

Well now I’m very confused and curious lol.

Might be a whole world of chairs out there I never knew about.

I used to love me some new York strip ☹️ I can do some amazing shit with chuck roast these days tho.