im glad its gone. i can now eat my blazing hot lava pocket of processed pseudo-nutrients the way the pilgrims intended.

“its bringing love, break its legs!”

yeah thats about right

1 insanely rich so i dont have to work. 2 divine powers so i can be impressive and perform impossible fears, thereby recovering the majority of the skills i didnt pick 3 psychic so i can know what others know, uncover secrets, predict behavior, prevent crime, predict weather, and potentially talk to pets

“Its a good thing we found this old abandoned summer camp kids lets sing a song.”

“Bosom.”

The Itchy & Scratchy Movie The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races