“If you think about Big Sleep, then Tiny Sleep doesn’t seem that scary 💕”

Isn’t that the animal that’s divorcing J-Lo?

Some days, like once every two years, you actually do it by accident; you come in, get shit done all day, and you get like a months amount of work done.

And then you get all nervous that someone might find out and set new expectations for you, so you have to kind of spread out the results of the work you did on that miracle day.

Imagine like… a fully transparent bus full of people, just a bunch of people sitting on nothing in a group flying through the air. If that was normal, that would be… normal. We wouldn’t question it, we’d just be so cool with that happening.

And that’s the exact feeling I get a lot throughout my day.

This is how the older hardcore democrats see Biden

I’ve started to have such a massive problem around this one lately. I’m a good, maybe even great listener, and when I’m with another good listener, some real nice and deep conversations emerge, which I really treasure.
The problem is that the amount of other good listeners around me has shrunk to nearly no one, and I feel myself completely squeezed out of every conversation I engage in. Even a one-on-one dialogue can turn into a monologue where I’m not able to fit in more than a syllable here and there.

It’s really deteriorating my self esteem and level of happiness. Really feels like not even my closest friends and family give a shit about any part of my life or my person.

Mmmmmh, nom nom nom nom.

That’s exactly the right amount of dopamine hit I’m scrolling for. Now I can turn off my phone and roll over to sleep. Thanks bud 👌

How do you know that?

“I, for one, like roman numerals”

Somebody call Coffeezilla

🎶STARE INTO THE MAGGOT DRAWER 🎸🤟😤

Would this include the availability of playing single player offline games without the need to log in to different accounts and signing in to third party clients? That shit makes me completely crazy. I just want to build a pretty little city all by myself, why in the world would I need to be online and sign into shit for that.

That’s a great saying, but the flag is even better *

I’ll wildly recommend one of the latest Kill Tony episodes with a stunning performance of Trump by Shane Gillis, and Adam Ray as doctor ph Joe Biden. Absolutely hilarious 👌

Accelerationism

Not cool bro, calm yourself.

I don’t believe that to be correct, but I’m to stupid to refute you. So I’ll take it as facts. Thank you for enlightening me.

Jesus Christ, that is for some reason the funniest meme I’ve seen in quite a while. What a juxtaposition of scented candles, Samwise and his potated cookings, and then the railings of hobbits.

Whatever amount of people it’d take, the effect we’d make, would cancel at break.

Sent this meme to my gf that literally just woke up after sleeping 13 hours. A risky play for sure, wish me luck you guys.