Rust is the gayest programming language

Why don’t we destigmatise drama?

Unfortunately sdf is still federated with Hexbear. The other day I asked a user not to use language dating back to the Roman Empire which has been used as a justification for two thousand years of imperialism, and I got dozens of replies from Hexbear users angry that I asked them to actually behave like leftists, and quite a bit of racism, and a picture of a pig pooping on its testicles. This is a brand new account I made to spread the good word of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ (who was black), so I don’t know how anyone who’s new to the Fediverse is supposed to put up with those people. I guess they just go back to Reddit.

I’d just like to take a moment to say that Hell doesn’t exist, and that nothing bad will happen to nonbelievers in Jesus Christ in the afterlife. When people who don’t believe in Jesus die, they go to whatever afterlife they do believe in, and if they don’t believe in any afterlife, they simply cease to exist. There’s no penalty for not following Jesus, it’s completely optional. Roman priests invented Hell to appeal to people who were used to the idea of the Greek underworld afterlife, there’s no basis for it in Jesus’ teachings.

I refuse to eat animals because I don’t come from a Jewish family. Elohim promised all the animals to Abraham and his descendants, but I don’t know if I’m descended from Abraham, and I’m not risking it. The only meat I eat is the flesh of Jesus Christ.

In Halo, you can kill an elite squad commander and the grunts will run and cower. Halo wins once again.

We need a “Lemmy for normies” instance that doesn’t federate with any of the weird instances

Voting for the Democrats is like keeping a fire extinguisher in your car. It’s annoying to take time out of your day every few years to replace it, and it won’t make your car any nicer to drive, but it will prevent an engine fire from ruining your livelihood.

The Antichrist walks among us, wearing a spray tan and a toupee. We must use our second amendment rights to throw off our oppressors and create the kingdom of Elohim on earth.

The United States is the inheritor of all of Rome’s evils. They are the same culture, the same empire.

America (The modern incarnation of the Roman Empire) is doing what Rome always does, and assimilating all culture into its own.

It’s a coincidence if the cops ask

This is what original sin means. The sins of our fathers, mothers, and nonbinary parents are passed onto us when we benefit from those sins, from that stolen wealth. It’s not enough to embrace Jesus Christ as your saviour, you must also cleanse yourself of colonisation and racism. That’s why I’m learning the language of the first nations who lived on the land I stand on, and fighting for their rights in the present. This sacrifice of our time, effort, and in some cases identity is required in order to be saved and enter the Lord’s kingdom.

Our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ was Antifa. He resisted the occupation and cultural extermination of the Romans. Modern fascists are the legacy of Rome. They follow the Beast and worship the Antichrist.