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Cake day: June 29th, 2023

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  • “Did your clients purchase shares with the express intent to create standing in a case such as this?”

    “Of course not your honor”

    “Did your clients do due diligence on their investment before purchasing their shares?”

    “Yes your honor.”

    “And during this due diligence, did they in fact find that the main component of the company’s business is the manufacture of firearms and had been so since 1852?”

    “Yes your honor.”

    “Have the sisters ever heard of Dirty Harry?”

    “Your honor?”

    Summary judgement for dismissal in 3…2…