GayActorMichaelDouglas [none/use name, he/him]

I really forgot how fun it is to ride a bike. Just taking a bike around the neighborhood in between meals and work is just fun.

My legs aren’t built for it yet despite being a jogger but riding to the big hill and then coasting for literally 3 minutes is making me miss being a kid.

support Russia and China on the other, where same-sex couples are not treated equally under the law.

You presumably support Ukraine in the war despite them not treating same-sex couples equally as well. Very few hexbear folk have a positive opinion about Russia. It’s an autocratic state that murders political dissidents, but so is the United States and most other countries in Europe. We just recognize that a proxy war between the evil empire that runs the world and the evil empire trying to secure itself is not one to get involved with.

Homestuck is in the house tonight!

I got recommend this today so it’s your problem now.

No thanks, I wouldn’t be caught straight on ANY lemmy fork.

I’m sure whoever gives you oral is very appreciative.

I legit want some dumbass Rep senator to name the next Katrina sized hurricane “Biden” and somehow it makes his popularity drop 8 points.

Since the fermentation of fructose, the most common sugar in fruits, ends up with several stable esters as a product, it acts as a biologicial preservative.

This means that fruit is incapable of expiring since it never decays beyond a certain point.

Excuse me? What does a picture of 3 normal anime girls hanging out have to do with Cicadas?

I’m been sucking dick in New York for 8 years and I’ve finally saved up enough money to move.

Not only do New Yorkers eat too much pizza, but they won’t even put pineapple on the pizza because they’re elitists. I’m taking my dick sucking and moving to the place where they invented pineapple. Sure, pineapple on pizza is an affront to god but so is their taste after eating nothing but pizza for an entire week.

“Hey, I’m your professor for this non-required class and you are REQUIRED to purchase this software because I send all my assignments through it.”

Immediately drops class

Surprise shithead.

“rarbg.to” when it still existed.

Using an ungodly amount of sex and exercise in an attempt to create happy chemicals to get through the day.

Good, for too long gods have been living up on these mountains rent free while working class people have to live in the valleys.

YTA for posting on reddit.

Good.

Spending literally hours of my life learning how to be social and outgoing for the sole purpose of finding someone to never leave the apartment with for literal weeks at a time.

To be fair, no one gives a shit about Elvis anymore and he also ate like pounds of peanut butter.

Your profile picture reminds me of that one bird person on Twitter but they were also a sloth so I don’t think you’re her.

They did suggest Noroi the Curse as a halloween movie and I do stand by that.