He’s in a van.

I work collections at a bank. The only thing UDAAP doesn’t protect consumers against is their inability to read their account terms and their sense of entitlement.

I just got talked to about wearing shorts by my manager. I told her I’d just wear a dress then. I haven’t found one I like yet.

Eighty-five comments in and no one has mentioned Necrophagist.

Stabwoueeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrerd!

Heavy cream will change your life.

Oats weren’t the only thing sowed, dad.