Hey, Microsoft said 10 was the last version of Windows…

$90/mo for 1Gbps up and down for me in a 30k town for me. I also have two fiber providers, one cable, and wireless as options. I realize I’m more of the exception than the rule. When I first moved here, 50Mbps cable was my only option.

FBI: No, it’s fine, they have a privacy policy.

Let me introduce you to my new religion: Epsteinism. It’s mainly not letting anyone forget about this ever no matter what shit gets kicked up to distract us from the fact that Trump is on the list.

I’m actually printing this out for a buddy rn! What a coincidence!

It’s like some sort of bizzaro meme, made by a Gen Alpha teen who has lived a week in 1995 and has to deal with the hassle of TV commercials, but doesn’t know what an iPod is (which is the “remote” in this picture).

I’d bet if we started calling them “societal subscription fees” people would be much cooler with taxes.

“Good Intentions to Make this in the USA. (Sticker made in China)”

Hey, this works! However, I must have done something differently, I’m printing 43,398,072 pages.

Thanks for quoting this. It makes way more sense than the way I first read the headline as “Willful childishness.”

Inscribed on their swords and shields are “Won’t somebody please think of the children!”

Dennis, if he was a billionaire == Elon Musk

I occasionally land on Reddit from trying to find an answer to something niche, but Lemmy has gotten much better and more active to the point that I’m seeing enough here to keep me from wanting to go back. I don’t know official numbers, but it at least feels that way.