Beans are great but it should be green beans, obviously.

Watch yo neck

Gravel can be turned into sand. Sand can be turned into concrete and glass. So this one scales pretty quickly.

On the other hand, all I have to do is build a single toaster robot that can build other toaster robots and I’m on my way to toaster robot army.

This got me so hard that the first time I read the community name, I saw “Nottheonion”

Congrats! The first month is the hardest. Come check out stopdrinking@lemmy.world, if you haven’t already.

When I started, I listened to many hours of the Happy Sober Podcast. Craig Beck does a good job of exposing the tricks alcohol plays on the brain.

Keep it up! It gets easier.

Not sure if he can be classified as a serial killer…

I don’t follow. $1B/336M people is about $3/each.

All of his dumb friends, surely died years ago.

There is only one of them so I’m going have to call this one quarter-scale.

Ya, hard pass on traveling back in time. The past smells like shit.

My guess is Bill Burr, based on nothing scientific.

But this seems sooo much more manageable than our shit

YouTuber…Degoogling

Nobody tell him.

I’m with you up until 9. Seems like all logic went out the window at the end.

Suck my entire dick.

Is there a little chocolate treat at the end? …or no

Have you considered laser hair removal? I also can’t grow a real beard and the thought of never having to shave again is tempting. I’m going to ask my dermatologist about it next time I go.

Are they still giving away trees at their shows?

The whole thing made me paranoid so I made accounts on multiple instances.