That is a bomb ass shirt.

Well that’s just amazing wordplay.

Mine is “GetOffMyLAN”. Then one of my neighbors changed theirs to “GetOffMyLan69”. I’m not even mad.

As was pointed out in another post this is a bullshit click bait headline. The article makes it clear that shareholder value matters to upper level employees but that as a company they should be looking for other means to motivate everyone else.

Because TokenBoomer is a rightwing shill, posts nothing but anti-leftwing stuff pretending its all #BothSides.

In the realm of unsafe looking links: this is the link that all others shall be judged by.

Now I wanna rewatch that Tom Cruise movie…

Well yeah, the fantasy part is that you’d make enough money to actually do it, heh.

Anyone else yearn to live in a fantasy setting where they could get a plane like this and go from airfield to airfield living as a traveling trader?

https://media.tenor.com/aFotSDOT3ycAAAAC/futurama-why-am-i-sticky-and-naked.gif

OK the only bad part of this trailer was the “two day shipping” attempt at humor. Fuck Amazon, they better not screw this show up.

If you have psychic powers raise my hand!

Hell Ro got shitcanned from Starfleet TWICE and still ended up a Commander ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

Buddy if you think being behind someone who has no business being in the left lane is a made up scenario you sure are lucky in your little bubble, the rest of us live in the real world. Also I never said anything about it being OK to tailgate in my “made up” scenario, I just said in that situation you should get out of the left lane. So it seems you’re the one making it about something it isn’t ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Then I guess my comment doesn’t apply to those situations, does it? Plus I’m also talking about sidewalks and grocery store aisles, damn slow walkers.

Well if you’re not in the scenario I just outlined I guess I’m not talking about your situation, am I?

I have a bag of Skippy Peanut Butter Balls lodged in my ass. If I move they won’t be there any more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Not to excuse lumenbros but I don’t care if you’re going 100 over the speed limit, if you’re in the left lane, someone wants to pass you and you can move over, move over. Then they can go the speed they want and you can go the speed you want.

I mean, that’s how jurisdiction works. I bet they’re on different schedules and next week the other side will be mowed and look better. But it’s a funny picture.

I would watch an entire show of the Flash and Ultra-Humanite going on wacky adventures.