That dog’s eye lasers turned me into a furry!

Hi. Did you read the article, by any chance?

Oh, cyberpunk librarian. Nice podcast, listened to about 10 eps so far.

A HUNDRED DOLLARS?!

Yeah, it fucking sucked but then it just kept getting worse.

Let’s go Pop!_OS! We’re #2! We’re #2!

I’m giving you an F purely on how abysmally you put this comic together.

I’d probably stop noticing after a few minutes.

Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary

–Karl Marx

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Source?

That’s Norbert Albert Yankovic, more commonly known as “Norm Al” Yankovic.

Can someone explain, please?

Went looking for some quotes and

"Look. This has been… fun.” Lie. This had been nerve-racking and I needed to go masturbate. “But I have to go. I’ve got stuff to do before I head out again.” Masturbate. “Wizard stuff. Like… secret wizard stuff.” Masturbate.

I feel personally attacked.

Cool, lemme know when you have the wikipedia article all fixed up.

Yes, definitely ignore the 572 cited sources on the wikipedia article; it’s all totally just one guy.

It’s not his first Loss parody comic.

NOBODY TOLD ME IT WAS DONUT DAY!