Ha! I’m gonna have to use that in a D&D setting: two gnomish attorneys wading knee-deep in dubious arcano-tech patent licensing find themselves up to their necks in underworld antics and hire the gang to do hero-type stuff on their behalf.
Only for the team to land in a super dicey scene of their own — after discovering the gnomes’ ulterior motives.
“Twaddle & Bunkum, esquire! We spin lead into gold, one modern wonder at a time!”
Heh. “Twaddle and bunkum”. Sounds like orphanage lights-out orders.
Or a legal firm from one of Dickens’ stories.
Ha! I’m gonna have to use that in a D&D setting: two gnomish attorneys wading knee-deep in dubious arcano-tech patent licensing find themselves up to their necks in underworld antics and hire the gang to do hero-type stuff on their behalf.
Only for the team to land in a super dicey scene of their own — after discovering the gnomes’ ulterior motives.
“Twaddle & Bunkum, esquire! We spin lead into gold, one modern wonder at a time!”