renzev@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 9 months agoSolutions? Where we're going, we don't need solutions.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square168fedilinkarrow-up11.14Kfile-text
arrow-up11.14KimageSolutions? Where we're going, we don't need solutions.lemmy.worldrenzev@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square168fedilinkfile-text
Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven’t written a single line of code in half of these languages
minus-squareunderisk@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up50·9 months agoThe line between problem and solution for C should be 30 miles long.
minus-squarekevincox@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up28·9 months ago…with 19 bugs 9 of which are exploitable.
minus-squarewitty_username@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up19·9 months agoAnd one bug that one person found once but is not reproducible
minus-squareRodeo@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up18·9 months agoSo the developers claim, but the users still encounter it, and the bug report stays open for 22 years … possibly more.
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoWhy must you hurt me this way.
minus-squarelurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months agoIt lacks a lot of malloc() 🤣
The line between problem and solution for C should be 30 miles long.
…with 19 bugs 9 of which are exploitable.
And one bug that one person found once but is not reproducible
So the developers claim, but the users still encounter it, and the bug report stays open for 22 years … possibly more.
Why must you hurt me this way.
It lacks a lot of malloc() 🤣
and not enough frees