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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Good rule of thumb

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Good rule of thumb

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works
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    “Hey, I’ll trade you 5 ramen packets for 2 cans of coke.”

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      Are we talking noodles and all or just the seasoning packets?

      I’m down either way, I just gotta know what I’m getting into.

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        Noodles and all, I am a generous man. Feel free to throw in an extra can though.

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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      Fuck hell, jail burrito time again!

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    Got it, don’t talk to women lmao

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    This is actually a great way to recontextualize this fear in a way straight men will understand.

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    Just end that after the word “street.”

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      No. People should talk to each other, or at very least not be condemned for attempting to do so in good faith. Being social is the most basic of basics for humans, and this whole “anyone who talks to anyone ever is a nuisance” mentality is ridiculous.

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      Then it’s not a joke

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      Just end it after “woman” /j

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        Just end it after “man”

        • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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          Just end it!

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            Should have never started in the first place.

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