• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    I thought it was about gardening

    Officer 1: There’s a garden of nightshade

    Officer 2: That could be tomatoes or potatoes

    Officer 1: Which is potted?

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      9 months ago

      Definitely a crossword.

      Officer 1: Thirteen down. Ten letters. Another name for a cauldron. Starts with ‘w’, ends with ‘t’.

      Officer 2: That’s a witches’ pot, Ted.

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      9 months ago

      Pretty sure it was: Officer 1: arrest that stoner, he pirated Oppenheimer!

      Officer 2: I got two guys here chief, both look like the hacker type, using something in their phones called “Lemmee?”

      Officer 1: Which is pothead?