• The Assman
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    304 months ago

    What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your trans pretzels.

  • katy ✨
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    154 months ago

    these would go great with the bisexual space oreos

  • @gerryflap@feddit.nl
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    134 months ago

    Kinda off topic, but I’d honestly distrust any product with “freshness guaranteed” on it more than one without. It’s like they’re trying to compensate for something. Everyone knows that they’re going to do the absolute bare minimum they have to do to “guarantee” that freshness, so it’s not really a guarantee. Unless they back it up with a great return policy of course.

    • @GluWu@lemm.ee
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      74 months ago

      Yes, Walmart has the most lax return policy ever, especially with food. Like no questions asked unless you’re obviously abusing the policy. If you buy any food item and it turns out not fresh enough for your standards, you can just take it to the return area and they’ll tell you to go get another while they do the work on your receipt.

      This can be extrapolated further to get the “Walmart lifetime warranty” on anything they sell whether you bought it there or not.

      • @seathru@lemm.ee
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        34 months ago

        Works with amazon too. Even if something is legitimately still under warranty and it breaks, it’s usually far less hassle just to buy another and return the broke one for a refund.