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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 months ago

What's on your helmet NCD?

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What's on your helmet NCD?

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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • Atomfried W. Megaforce@lemmy.world
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    “This side towards enemy” but on the backside of the helmet

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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      *gets shot by commanding officer the first day out of basic

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        friendly fire isn’t

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          9 months ago

          Friendly

      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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        they’d have to to prevent me from shooting them

        • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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          Look out everybody! We got a real Barney badass over here!

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            I should’ve framed the joke better. I was going for “friendly fire is such a common problem that…”

            • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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              S’all good homey! You’re late to the show now though. Someone else made a friendly fire joke already.

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      Dang this guy has WW3 figured out already

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