Mewtwo called me a slur

One time I tried washing my pikachu and had to be one month hospitalized

I went out at night one time, and a Banette abducted my child while my soul was being stolen by a Gengar.

My wife left me for a Machoke. Male standards these days are ridiculous smh

Was out fishing one day. Thought I saw something glowing in the water, next thing you know the universe is destroyed because Lanturn decided to use 1% of its power

hey guys,