Stamets@lemmy.world to 196 · 9 months agoMisunderstanding rulelemmy.worldimagemessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up1771cross-posted to: 2meirl4meirl@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1771imageMisunderstanding rulelemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to 196 · 9 months agomessage-square95fedilinkcross-posted to: 2meirl4meirl@lemmy.ml
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·9 months agoTalk to Plants. Just so I can tell vegans what their food is saying.
minus-squarebingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·9 months agoPlot twist, all plants have a vore kink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·9 months agoProbably has the same effect though. “Eat me, daddy! UwU!” “I… I’m not hungry any more.”
minus-squaredejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months ago “Eat me, daddy! UwU!” I mean, if veggies didn’t say that, it wouldn’t be vegan anymore.
minus-squarehoch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 months agoThis was my first choice, until I thought of how horrifying the screams would be whenever someone mows the lawn
minus-squareJayObey711@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months agoFun fact: Plants are still alive when you eat them.
minus-squareAnnoyed_🦀 @monyet.cclinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoYou can also be the greatest arborist.
Talk to Plants.
Just so I can tell vegans what their food is saying.
Plot twist, all plants have a vore kink
Probably has the same effect though.
“Eat me, daddy! UwU!”
“I… I’m not hungry any more.”
I mean, if veggies didn’t say that, it wouldn’t be vegan anymore.
This was my first choice, until I thought of how horrifying the screams would be whenever someone mows the lawn
Fun fact: Plants are still alive when you eat them.
Kinky
That’s why i burned my food.
Cereal is not a plant.
It’s an ex-plant.
You can also be the greatest arborist.