When you reach that point where you get sexually aroused by a traffic cone, it’s time to step back and evaluate some of your life choices.
When you reach that point where you feel the need to berate others on their preferences its time to shut the fuck up.
some “preferences” are objectively very unhealthy twistings of reality…
things like, distended internal organs…
or, eating feces…
but, im pretty sure you’re way too defensive on this oneI like to keep out of peoples business if it doesn’t interfere with me, you should try.
and yet, you get all bent out of shape when people are writing comments NOT TO YOU:
When you reach that point where you feel the need to berate others on their preferences its time to shut the fuck up.
or how about: if you’re obsessed with the encouraging women to destroy their bodies for some weird anime fantasy, you’re affecting more than yourself… misogynistic, sexist pig
Oh, bet you are one of the actually not “nice guys”
Im encouraging women to do whatever the fuck they want and if you dont get that you can kindly fuck of.
Also the ratio is clear on this
ah, so you pay women to destructively gap their anus… eventually leaving them incontinent… like, with lifelong disabilities…
because you’re about women’s liberation…wow, you’re such a nice guy!
Just oof. It shows you know
Nobody is stopping you from being a gaping asshole here, why should anyone stop women and why only women? Glaring misogynist
I wouldn’t go so far to call it ‘berating’, it seemed more like mockery. I saw it in the same sense as if someone told me ‘mistakes were made’ after I stayed up till sunrise.
Otoh, I’m not the target of that mockery, so I’m not the one to judge
I have evaluated and my life choices are all awesome
Sheesh, what a boring mentality. Yawn.
Here I am, barely able to make room for a turd in my ass.
Try more fiber, break that shit up
Poop knife, or scissors for safety.
Mandolin for instantaneous waffle stomp.
protip: with creative preparation and carpentry it’s possible to install a sink’s disposal in your tub drain. No more waffle stomping, just don’t stick anything you want to keep into it.
“You’re focusing on the wrong thing, the wooden spoon is for pasta again!”
Imagine the disappointment of having this girl ask you back to her place at the club then walking in and seeing this monster holding up one corner of her coffee table.
Disappointment?!
Id just be like:
Same. I love freaky women, who doesn’t enjoy experimenting??
“Nah, baby, yours is perfect, the tight ones give me claustrophobia”
Have you had sex with women who experiment with their bodies?? I mean really, the muscle control is incredible.
As a crude analog, why do humans dig being with yoga instructors of either sex?
Its like throwing an alley into a sausage
Can somebody seriously fit that entire thing inside them? That seems like it would cause internal organ damage to genuinely fit it all in :/
My expertise in internet research shows that it’s 100% possible.
It certainly causes me external organ damage.
it does cause internal organ damage, yes
There’s no way it can.
Human corndog
Everyone talks about anal but the caption implies oral insertion. So now I wanna see her deep throat that thing to the bottom. (Yes, I know the original message is unrelated to that and almost certainly about anal…)
