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Every fibre of my being wishes today was Saturday…
The burgers are better at my house.
Image: A beef patty with special sauce, 2 slices of cheese, Asian slaw, kimchi, on a brioche bun with a side of onion rings and chips. Beer not pictured. It was delicious.
Cheers everybody 🍻
You have the basket things. Fancy.
Hahaha. Yeah I had to have them when I saw them for 2 bucks each at Coles one day :)
Nom!
This has inspired me…
Very very nice!!! Tell me what cheese did you use there?
Looks so beautiful melted on the patty.
They are called sandwich slices smoky flavour Coles brand. You can get Woolies brand too but I found them to be a bit strong in the smoky flavouring.
Ahh yep. Ok. I know which one you mean. I use the Smokey ones from Woolies myself and love the taste of it and how it melts down.
Some cheese don’t really melt easily sadly.
Smokey cheese on your burger is awesome!
Yeah I only put them on burgers but i did put them on our hot dogs yesterday. Too expensive otherwise.
Beautiful.
Oh wow! I want one!
I don’t deliver
No worries, I’ll come to you 😬
Let’s share an uber?
Deal!
We need a Rate My Plate community.
Show me a piece of toast and I’ll still give it 5/5
I know the plate isn’t supporsed to be special but the whole thing just looks 👌
ETA: lol I’m leaving supporsed there. Matches my brain abilities right now. Supposed.
The paper plate is a Friday night special because I’m not doing dishes tonight.
Now that’s an idea!
Just a small note. You are all ball-breakers. I will do both onion rings and chips. Happy now.
hot dog 🌭
You are 24 hours too late. Had them yesterday.
May well fed house elves do the dishes for you
Yeah I wish. Best I can hope for is the elves packing up after we’ve eaten.
Boo!
Pics or it didn’t happen? 🤣
Enjoy!
Oh it’s happening alright. Will provide pics.
Curly fries!!
No!
Boo!!!
🖕
Who took the jam out of your donut?
Some greedy cunt.
Yes.
I didn’t think you’d cave to peer pressure!
Both is good though. Enjoy!!
I don’t normally. I put it to the vote because I knew in my heart I should do both but didn’t really want to.
I’m happy you chose to also I saw the complete meal. Looks good and love the fries basket!
Thanks mate. The little baskets were something I bought during lockdown. A little pick me up. Hahaha.
Super cute. I’ve actually seen it one time somewhere at a restaurant and thought it was a nice addiction, so I was so happy to see you had it
Potato pommes go nice in there too.
I’ll take your word for it, I’ve never had potato pommes before
My dumbass old neighbour decided to mow his lawn…the wind knocked him over cause he’s old…I actually went out to help him up (felt bad for a minute)…he started cursing the greens for convincing people climate change is real.
Stay well old mate. Stay well.
Lol… old mate uses a two-stroke no doubt. That is so damn close to the meme where the dude on the bike shoves a stick into his spokes and sends himself flying only to blame someone is.
It’s about 20 years old and louder than fucking tractor. He’ll also keep it running while he walks away from it (the warm start is absolutely cooked on it). I’m tempted to sneak out and turn it off when he does it, so he spends 30 minutes swearing while it cools down.
Naw the nice middle eastern man helped the old codger out.
middle eastern man
🙄 ummmmmmm…I’m not?
Isn’t that what your neighbours thought you were?
Ooh good memory…they did briefly
I haven’t killed all my braincells…yet.
My last few are fighting for supremacy. Only one losing is me
My last 2 are keeping each other company.
🤣
I have just spent way too long comparing electricity plans now that my Lumo contract is about to run out. Looks like I’ll be moving from Lumo to Sumo for power, and to Alinta for gas. I hate that we have to contantly be doing this to get a decent price, and it sucks that the people who can’t have to pay more. Why do we allow people who can’t constantly stay on top of this sort of thing to be taken advantage of? It might be popular to call it a “lazy tax” but it is really an extra cost burden on the vulnerable.
Im currently jumping NBN provider every 6 months to get the best deal. its crazy, when you call them at the end of the 6 month deal they go “Oh we cant possibly match the price we’ve already been giving you!”, ok well, someone else will so like, byeeeeee.
I’ll be doing the same. But even Sumos daily access charges are ouch. Nearly 40 cents more a day than the Lumo plan.
yep, $475 a year just to have the electricity connected. The impact of time of use pricing is interesting too - I save a few hundred dollars a year by having time of use instead of a flat rate. One with demand pricing - time of use, plus more expensive over summer - was also a close one. I might revisit the idea after summer, it could be worth changing to it for winter but if we have a hot summer and I use more air conditioning it would be expensive.
Yeah you have to look at your energy use throughout the day I suppose. Like you say we can switch during seasons.
Are you me? I got the email from Lumo last week saying my current rates will go up in August… spent the morning trying to compare different ones and signed up to AGL as they offer the cheapest 😳
I think a lot of people changed to them just before the last major increase. They were cheaper and they locked the price until August - although at the time I was more concerned about the gas increasing.
Hey lovely peoples. I’m just lying on the couch, waiting for a nap to come along while scrolling through job listings. My brain is mush and I’ve dealt with my fair share of nonsense this week. Just thought I’d say tgif - from my couch to your couch.
hey
heyhey
From my couch to your couch rest up now cos you deserve it.
I miss living in Melbourne. And there is so much more options for my little one. If (and when) I finish my education degree I’m going to seriously consider moving back. At least working in school I might avoid the ridiculous travel times like I had when I had to work in the city.
Haha, were in opposites here. My MIL is DESPERATE for us to sell and move to Launceston. And TBH, if I could find work it’d be a tempting proposition. I don’t know why I life in Melbourne any more. Its great till you have to deal with the people. Heck even Drouin/Warragul is more tempting at this point.
@danwritesbooks @Thornburywitch where are you? I moved to La Trobe Valley a year ago and love it (though I still am back in the city every second week for work) and hope the local school stays open (heard rumours it might close) though once child is high school age will consider moving back for 5 years.
Decided to go in to work today so I can give myself an early finish to go shopping. Someone had just freshly hit massive deer, easily a 400kg male (the deer not the person who hit it) poor thing.
I always thought that hitting a deer or moose is something only seen in Canada. TIL.
On another note, I’ve never seen a deer in my 8 years in Melbourne. But I’ve seen deer in Indonesia.
They are a big issue up in the hills! We also see a lot of other hit wildlife, sadly a lot of wombats too.
They’re an invasive species, added by people who wanted to hunt them and surprise surprise we now have an issue.
Met up a friend for a mutual birthday lunch (between hers and mine) after missing the last three years - first two lockdowns happened just after hers, last year I didn’t feel like going out and celebrating anything.
The cross stitch pressie was a success. \0/Giant froggo with lemon for size. Sorry no banana. Sorry not sorry this is dinner.
A real frog or chocolate?
A real chocolate one 😁
Holy moly.
Holy moley that’s one big frog.
I’m not sure I could eat all that in one sitting.
I don’t know if it’s humant possible. Bf and I have probably eaten 1/3 of it together and we feel sick lol
Oh dear.
Maybe it’s time to stop for the night before it ruins your night.
Guess who asked the bar guy to be her silly goose?
:)
Rate my dinner
Image includes a glass of beer and pizza on a wooden board
My wife and kids call me a Brunswick hipster for eating off the chopping board.
I didn’t want to dirty another plate
Nothing wrong with eating it on the chopping board. Makes it fancy looking. And I was being a little descriptive (remember to add descriptions for pics posted)
we want plates! (also I feel called out, often eating off a chopping board and living in brunswick… get out of my head bro!)
Hahaha
As a suburbanite, we poke fun in inner city hipsters but emulate them in silence.
The beer is super hipster too, I’m sure you haven’t heard of it
Are… are you trying to out hipster me? Bruh, I have a merch hoodie for Inner North Brewery, my local. I dont know if that is hipster, I may just want to brag, because it’s actually a really great hoodie!!
Are you assuming the beer is local?
Oh you sweet summer child.
For real, merch hoodies are fucking awesome most times.
Presentation: 8/10 (the contrasting angle of the bench, board and pizza work well, but the spacing of the beer glass is wrong)
Toppings: 8/10 (I can’t give you 10 as I can’t identify all of the toppings)
Roundness: 7/10 (I estimate 70% roundness)Total score: 23/10 looks great, I hope you enjoyed it!
T’was indeed good
Oohh looks interesting! I agree with Studchad.
Remove the olives!
Still giving you a 10 out of 10 for that marvellous creation.
Black Spanish olives in brine are top tier. All others are gross
Kalamata is the superior olive!
Nope.
You’re entitled to your wrong opinion.
Greeks can grill and do seafood, but olives…not so much
I give that pizza 10/10 , or, if there were pizzas in the Shire and served at the Green Dragon 5 out of 5 hobbits. It looks like a perfect blend of toppings and the crust is perfect right to the centre of the pizza.
Yum! Is that artichoke hearts? And did you make it yourself?
Yes and yes.
The dough is a family recipe I got the from the net.
The artichoke hearts are grilled and marinate in oil from a wog shop.
Delicious! I also rate it 23/10, but politely request no crab meat on my serve, thanks 😊
Of course.
I cater to vegetarians and vegans upon request.
And other preferences as well… except the gluten free crowd. I’m sorry for their condition, but cannot abide.
Here we go. Looks like artichoke, tomato, cheese mushrooms and Spanish black olives. (Uneven spray of olives, base looks a little rough, minus anchovies. I’ll have to deduct a point) 4/5 yum yums. Well done. 👍
There’s some crab meat there too
Yeah the roundness was an issue, but fuck it…it’s good
My pizzas rarely achieve roundness. They still taste good though, and that’s what matters.
Indeed
Form follows function.
Unless you’re an architect, in which case your opinion doesn’t matter
Fuck yeah. It doesn’t matter what it looks like as long as it’s edible. You’re not an artiste.
The family enjoyed theirs too
5 wins all around
That’s it. I must add I don’t even make pizza bases. I just use lebanese bread. Hahaha.
An honourable, but inferior substitute.
We only make the dough cause it’s dead shit easy in a bread maker
Remove the olives, and it’d be 10/10. As it stands, I’m deducting 1 point for being a gross olive-eater, for a respectable 9/10.
I’m with you most times. Black Spanish olives are the only ones I eat.
I love them. They are my fav. Runner up are the green olives stuffed with anchovies. Get on them.
Ain’t a fan of other olives.
No matter the filling
I’m telling you they are special. Anchovy stuffed olives
Fine. I’ll try them. Happy now?
I hope you and your family are. How did the burgers turn out?
They turned out delicious. Cooked them in the airfryer finished off in the frying pan with cheese. Ps you’ll only like those olives if you love anchovies otherwise forget it. My kid goes through a jar of them.
@CEOofmyhouse56 @MeanElevator that looks very salty
Nup, olives taste like all the worst parts of cum and off-butter mixed together; way too salty, way too oily, and grosssssssss
You’ve been tasting the wrong mix of cum and butter it seems.
More importantly was it yummy and is it all gone?
Tonight I watched A Man Called Otto and even though I read the book and knew what it was about, I still cried through the movie. And. I. Never. Cry. At. Movies. Ever. It’s not even a true story for goodness sakes. Pull yourself together old girl.
What a week. Spent the first half barely being able to walk because of a painful small toe. After many footbaths and pedis , after much research on why I have found the shoes that were the culprit, a pair of sandals with a ridge next to the toe and also socks that were too tight. It’s not the high heels! Also a sore boob. I had a bra disaster when I ran for a tram. Was badly bruised from a pinch and tore my underboob. Had to use savlon and dressings for a week. Hay fever can go in the bin. Bill Cat decides he hates his new cat litter and starts having accidents. Culminates in defiantly spraying!! He has his fave litter now but I’m still in trouble and he has made himself sore. Now I have to use the carpet cleaner machine, which Bill Cat hates. 🤷♀️
PSA: People with split systems in their house/apartment, get it cleaned! I didn’t for 5 years or so and it was running badly and randomly had black dusty bits blow out. Yeah, those bits were mould! I paid a place $129 and they cleaned the whole thing out and now it’s working perfectly. This is what came out of it after a chemical spray and then a pressure water wash. That bottle is 2 foot high and they even emptied it and did another quarter of a bottle drainage:
I’m surprised I’m not dead or really sick from all that shit in there.
Ew. That could pass as Coca-Cola, bong water or even Guinness
Yep, it’s disgusting. I’m happy to pay that amount every year since my working from home desk it directly below it. Also, totally claiming it on tax as a work expense.
Thanks! that’s in the diary for tomorrow’s clean up day
