• BloodSlut@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    just lie and tell them you have a kid

    double down, even, and tell them the kid has a debilitating chronic disease that you regularly need to take time off work to bring to appointments and provide support for.

    now you have even more free time

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      10 months ago

      I’ve heard that if you let the government know about your child, they even give you free money!

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        10 months ago

        I don’t feel the need to defraud the government and our limited social welfare taxes. I’ll happily tell my employer white lies about family who don’t exist, but never the government.