You just call your own mom a milf…?
Hell yeah, my mom’s a milf. A matriarchal introducer of love and fun.
Just for good meassure I’ve searched the term and it seems like people kind of forgot it’s an acronym. Most definitions just say ‘attractive older woman’.
Which is what I thought cougar described. Kids these days!
Edit: this has created a short comment chain that I adore…
No, a cougar is specifically on the prowl for fresh, young meat.
Where?
In your city.
THOSE ADS WERE REAL!?
well, yes! Hurry up! Get your cougar!
I thought cougar was for women actively hunting for prey.
Even older part isn’t relevant anymore. A 22 year old with a toddler is called milf.
THAT’S NOT WHAT IT MEANS.
Yes it is, she’s a mother
Nope.
MILF is someone who is considered attractive by peers of her children. Think Stacey’s mom. So the theoretical milf can’t be younger than 30.
You’re right. American Pie corroborates your findings.
Of course it does. That was when the word still hadn’t lost its meaning.
His name is Oedipus.
I bet you also cried. What a cuck
Didn’t learn to walk until age 2?
What, you think he came outta the pussy drawing Mozart? At age 6, he was born without a mouth.
cuts my dick with a knife
…what?
In America and other Muslim countries, they mutilate the genitals of baby boys upon being born
First step of being a real man is getting your dick cut clean off. Everybody knows that
A real man would never have had the dick to begin with.
your body is touching a dick 24/7. super gay
Circumcision
what is this google ass font
That is NOT a proper Haiku. 5-7-5, dude!
Been there
Is the MHLF…his own?
