• Jojo@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    Can I just read Pratchett without fucking anyone? I’m ace and it’s just really smelly and uncomfortable.

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      11 months ago

      Absolutely but I do recommend whispering to yourself “get fucked JK rowling” before reading a book as it is good luck. You can substitute “eat shit” or whatever else feels right to you and it should still work fine.

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      11 months ago

      Can I just read Pratchett without fucking anyone?

      You can, but you’re missing out. Getting to the climax of Guards! Guards! is really something else.