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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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Would you come with me, if it's not too much trouble...? Actually, forget I asked.

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Would you come with me, if it's not too much trouble...? Actually, forget I asked.

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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    deleted by creator

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    Hehehe fuck the police

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    I’m reminded of this goofy videofrom Joel Haver. The “cute” NSA agent is so obnoxious but the whole sketch still makes me laugh for some reason

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      That video pops into my mind every now and then. Never fails to have me laughing my ass off haha. I kinda wish he’d do a second one but it might ruin the magic

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      this goofy video

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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    Ha ha ha arresting poor people is hilarious! /s

    Fuck these cops.

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      Fuck yourself

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    1312

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      bro just leaked my password

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    Of course I wasn’t going to arrest you! Why would you even think you’re a suspect?! BAKA!

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    What’s the story with this cop making the sign for pain?

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