“Honey, look me in the eyes… we have two kids together. Remember our first kiss under the bleachers after the game? Look into your heart, you know it’s me!” … is exactly what a flesh pumpkin minion would say. You won’t have me now, flesh pumpkin!

Goblincore is stalking cottagecore from behind the foliage.

I’m gonna need you to gimme a Save vs. Delusion at disadvantage.