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sexy_peach@feddit.deM to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

alligator or crocodile?

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alligator or crocodile?

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sexy_peach@feddit.deM to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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    I don’t know why, but I think it’s funny

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    Here’s what it looks like in real life!

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      “I can’t believe you’ve done this.”

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      Dude’s like “Bro, wtf!”

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    Here’s how to tell the difference:

    An alligator will see you later.

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    Until we meet again

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      Srsly though, crocodiles have pointy snouts, sort of like an A, and alligators have rounded snouts, sort of like a C.

      No, I don’t know why they were named the wrong way around.

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    Should have waited a few mins to see if he’d tuck into that live boar.

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    I’ve always wondered, do they like grow their arms back? They always look so unphased when it happens

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      Unfortunately, no. They can however regrow their tales. Fortunately, loosing a limb or two for them isn’t a deal breaker as they can still hunt.

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        They can however regrow their tales.

        Baby Croc: Daddy, what happens to Enkaiman and Alligamesh next?

        Daddy Croc: Unfortunately, I forgot.

        Baby croc: :(

        Daddy Croc: Oh wait, it’s coming back, but I have to start again from the beginning…

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