“My work here is done” announces Ron DeSantis as he flies back to Florida to walk into the ocean and be reabsorbed into the 5,000-mile seaweed blob teeming with flesh-eating bacteria.
@MissingThePt@mastodon.social expect a white wellie gojira making landfall in a year
@MissingThePt@mastodon.social He is so toxic that even flesh eating bacteria might reject him. He is circling the drain.
@MissingThePt@mastodon.social And yet, they seem like a happy couple on the teevee.
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Just like Scott Walker, except his lake was frozen.@MissingThePt@mastodon.social there was an Australian prime minister who walked into the ocean never to be seen again (an actual true story).
@MissingThePt@mastodon.social Give seaweed a chance, it might not want anything to do with him.
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Dumbass DeSantis can’t even do a half-ass decent job governing a state. Yet there are delusional politcal/biz elites supporting him thinking Rhonda would make a capable national leader. Amazing!
Floridians are turning on him, that’s the best part of him being exposed in his POTUS attempt.
