• BeezKnuts@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    My mom recently tried the using white wine to remove red wine stains thing and it made everything significantly worse. It just spread out the stain. It made It slightly lighter but like 5x larger. The white wine left a stain too. The area surrounding the red wine stains looks like it’s wet even after it dried.

    • ☆Luma☆@lemmy.ca
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      1 year ago

      Sigh… Of course it did, because this guide is missing a crucial detail. For the wet area surrounding the red stain, add a rosé. Make sure it doesn’t mix with the red stain. The stain should equalize and look like one stain. This is good.

      Finally, you can add a champagné (it MUST be champagné, not a sparkling) Everything should return to normal. Health authorities don’t want you to know this trick because having so much alcohol on-hand could recklessly endanger your productivity to society. My source is an amalgamation of German scientists that haunt me to this day.