• @AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world
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    Also if you’ve ever drank a latte or eaten a piece of Avacado toast, you might as well just find a dumpster to live in for the rest of your life, there’s no coming back from that economically.

    • Snot Flickerman
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      6 months ago

      A millennial, after eating a piece of avocado toast and having a latte at a cafe.

  • SuperDuper
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    Step 1: have billionaire parents

    Step 2: inherit an absolutely obscene amount of money

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      Cool! Now I just need a way to live 100 years per year and I’ll be a billionaire in no time! And they say hard work doesn’t pay off anymore…

  • @psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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    There was one really staggering statistic I saw in the past few months, and I’m only paraphrasing here, but it some something along the lines of “If you were to collect and save $17 per second every second since Columbus set sail and (accidentally) discovered the Americas, you’d have almost as much money as Musk has lost on Twitter in the past six months.”

  • KptnAutismus
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    the average person will make just shy of 2 Million dollars. that is assuming you never spend any money and don’t pay taxes.

    • @general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
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      *The average person in the US, the average salary in the world is about 10k/year so in 40 years of working that would just be 400k

  • silas
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    96 months ago

    I should have thought of this sooner dangit

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    *adjusts monocle

    Why it’s elementary, my dear Stamets.