The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 10 months agoShe's just intimidated to be with a rugged lumberjackstartrek.websiteimagemessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1421
arrow-up1421imageShe's just intimidated to be with a rugged lumberjackstartrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squareEntertainmeonlylinkfedilinkarrow-up22·10 months agoA beard is fine. It requires maintenance though. These jungle refugee beards need to go. Plus, if the mustache is hanging over your lip it’s like Jean-Ralphio’s sister, Mona-Lisa, THE WOOORST🎶.
minus-squarepsud@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoIf I grow a beard, and wish to satisfy my wife’s preferences, my only choice is a wild beard
A beard is fine. It requires maintenance though. These jungle refugee beards need to go. Plus, if the mustache is hanging over your lip it’s like Jean-Ralphio’s sister, Mona-Lisa, THE WOOORST🎶.
If I grow a beard, and wish to satisfy my wife’s preferences, my only choice is a wild beard