sag@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 11 months agoWhat You're acc to your fav languagelemm.eeimagemessage-square118fedilinkarrow-up1963
arrow-up1963imageWhat You're acc to your fav languagelemm.eesag@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 11 months agomessage-square118fedilink
minus-squareplatypus_plumba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-211 months agoDo you get a heart attack every time you need to write to a database, effectively causing a side-effect? Only real Haskell developers do.
minus-squarebaseless_discourse@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·11 months agoDude, I have a heart attack when I lift a finger, causing a side effect to the keyboard. In fact, I have a heart attack whenever my heart starts beating, causing a side effect in my veins.
minus-squareasudox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months agoHaskellers Haskell their way through Haskell. Simple.
Do you get a heart attack every time you need to write to a database, effectively causing a side-effect? Only real Haskell developers do.
Dude, I have a heart attack when I lift a finger, causing a side effect to the keyboard.
In fact, I have a heart attack whenever my heart starts beating, causing a side effect in my veins.
Damn, this guy Haskells.
Haskellers Haskell their way through Haskell. Simple.