• rosymind@leminal.space
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      Ok, now I have to take a crack at it.

      Jingle bells,

      Donald Trump smells,

      Pro-se-cute him all the way!

      Oh, whata time

      It is to live!

      Let’s li-ti-gate all he has to say!

      Hey!

      Can anyone else improve this?

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        Jingle Bells

        Donald smells

        Jai-l all the way

        What a time

        To be a live

        Let’s lit-i-gate him away

        Hey!

        Rolls off the tongue better.

        I feel like the litigate needs an easier word.

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          10 months ago

          Agreed. Or a different line all together! I was trying to go with a justicey feel instead of just insults

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        10 months ago

        “Donald Smells” is actually a better fit than “Donald Trump smells” and is probably clear enough with the context of th rest of the song. You could easily include a line about how “Trump” is longstanding British slang for “fart” though and then you get both names in.

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          I recommend that you try to improve the world with correction instead of (only) criticism. See something misspelled? Post the correct spelling! See some syllables that are off? Fix 'em so that others don’t get it wrong!