Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 11 months agoBut we're the bad guys?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square78fedilinkarrow-up1880cross-posted to: religiouscringe@midwest.social
arrow-up1880imageBut we're the bad guys?lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square78fedilinkcross-posted to: religiouscringe@midwest.social
minus-squarefriend_of_satan@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up155·11 months agoHaha, this proves that god is not a source of morality, and instead is a dictator. I’ve killed everybody I want to kill, which is nobody, even when god isn’t there to stop me.
minus-squareSuperDuper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up49·11 months agoGod: Here’s some plagues, floods, and famine. Now worship me. Satan: Anyone interested in some sex, drugs, and rock and roll?
minus-squareOderus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·11 months agoSatan is also pro masturbation. He’s got my vote.
minus-squareBurn_The_Right@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 months agoMe too. Since I have a free hand to vote with.
minus-squareGuntrigger@feddit.chlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoThat’s one way to spoil your ballot.
minus-squarenilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoIs that what hanging chads were about? I forget, I was a freshman in college for that election.
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoGood Guy Satan wants to get educated and get an abortion that could save your life.
minus-squaredanc4498@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 months agoI’ve killed everybody I’ve wanted to and had the capability of killing. Which is nobody.
minus-squareLifeBandit666@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoAccording to the Bible Satan gave us knowledge and God wanted us to remain stupid so he punished us. Fuck God, Hail Satan
minus-squarestarman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoRemember kids, God told the first lie, and the Serpent only ever told the truth!
minus-squarefriend_of_satan@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-211 months ago1200 years later, name_NULL’s children were still at war with the children of name_NULL’s enemies because they all deserved it. 🙄
minus-squareuphillbothways@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoTurns out they were all name_NULL’s children killing each other. On a long enough timeline, provided progeny survive, it’s inevitable.
minus-squareoriginalucifer@moist.catsweat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoconsidering who gets to decide ‘whos deserving of it’… this seems a little… violent
Haha, this proves that god is not a source of morality, and instead is a dictator. I’ve killed everybody I want to kill, which is nobody, even when god isn’t there to stop me.
God: Here’s some plagues, floods, and famine. Now worship me.
Satan: Anyone interested in some sex, drugs, and rock and roll?
Satan is also pro masturbation. He’s got my vote.
Me too. Since I have a free hand to vote with.
That’s one way to spoil your ballot.
Is that what hanging chads were about? I forget, I was a freshman in college for that election.
Good Guy Satan wants to get educated and get an abortion that could save your life.
I’ve killed everybody I’ve wanted to and had the capability of killing. Which is nobody.
According to the Bible Satan gave us knowledge and God wanted us to remain stupid so he punished us. Fuck God, Hail Satan
Remember kids, God told the first lie, and the Serpent only ever told the truth!
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1200 years later, name_NULL’s children were still at war with the children of name_NULL’s enemies because they all deserved it. 🙄
Turns out they were all name_NULL’s children killing each other. On a long enough timeline, provided progeny survive, it’s inevitable.
considering who gets to decide ‘whos deserving of it’… this seems a little… violent