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Who had German poop demon in the apocalypse bingo?
Das poopenschpectre! Nein!!
It’s “das Scheißegespenst”!
Although “der Scheißedämon” would be more fitting I think.bruh you can’t type out something that fucking hilarious I almost choked on my popsicle
Are we getting a Dogma 2?
We got a Clerks 3 and Jay and Silent Bob 2, so why not?
Hopefully it doesn’t tear Scott Mosier’s soul apart like the first one, though.
I would fucking love this!
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I just love that modern archaeologists are literally digging through ancient human excrement to learn about how we used to be.
And I love that they find funny ways in which we’ve always been human, like the penis graffiti in Pompeii.
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You missed my personal favorite: a viking burial mound on whose walls, some seven or eight feet up, is written, “Tholfir Kolbeinsson carved these runes high up.”
Viking men averaged out at 5’7" (173cm), so he must have been lifted by someone.
Ancient graffiti is glorious.
Almost as endearing as ancient pet mausoleums.
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We use it to fuel our power grids too! At a certain point everything just becomes biomass 😅
Ancient satan poop tablets are powering the electric grid!?
Wait till you hear what we do with horseshoe crabs
Shitty summoning.
that’s one way to get a hell of a rimjob
Lord of the flies (Baal-Zebub/Beelzebub) says hi.
That explains a lot about this song from Knorkator (German only): https://youtu.be/E_0rkQIufu8?si=AQsNUkK05_97HtE6
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In diesem Häusl wohnt ein Geist,
der jedem, der zu lange scheißt,
von hinten in die Eier beißt.
or
Upon this john a ghost resides
maliciously his time he bides -
if too much time you take here shittin’
then from behind your balls get bitten.
