My kind of good morning is sleeping in not doing shit.
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What forklift licenseless mfs believe in^
I love operating heavy machinery as long as I don’t have to get out/off the heavy machinery.
If I have to get off to fix it when it breaks then I’m unhappy.
Using an airconditioned tractor for literally anything, fun. Unjamming the fucking hay bailer when it’s over 100F and 95% humidity and there’s dust everywhere, not fun.
The rules of operating heavy machinery:
- Imagine the machine as a hydraulic extension of your own body
- Maybe you’re on a space mining colony
- Whenever a disgusting meatsuit walks nearby to your exoskeleton, say under your breath “Get away from her, you bitch!”
Did they show you the safety video of people getting shish kebabd by the forklift?
I watch it every morning to wake up.
The de-gloving segment is the only part that ever stuck with me. Wearing rings makes my fingers itch now.
Whoa there partner, you’re about to shake hands with danger.
You got your Rifftrax in my MST3K!
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I did watch that german(?) forklift video for my forklift training
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This is a forklift certified post
Now that’s a star Shenmue player
Ain’t that the fucking truth
Somewhere out there, Dwight Fairfield is complaining about the way that the pallets have been arranged.
