Ha! My now wife realised on our first date that she was in a strange town, with no one she knew, and no one knew we were on a date. Cue her drunkenly asking me if I was an axe murderer and if I was going to chop her into little bits…about 40 times…
I decided not to mention I collect knives until the 3rd date.
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Ha! My now wife realised on our first date that she was in a strange town, with no one she knew, and no one knew we were on a date. Cue her drunkenly asking me if I was an axe murderer and if I was going to chop her into little bits…about 40 times…
I decided not to mention I collect knives until the 3rd date.
You collect… just knives? What’s the extra freezer for, then?
Uhhh…for moose and elk…sweats profusely yeah…yeah…legally poached…errrrrr…hunted meat…that totally isn’t people…