no banana@lemmy.world to 196 · 11 months agoMagnet rulelemmy.worldimagemessage-square84fedilinkarrow-up1288
arrow-up1288imageMagnet rulelemmy.worldno banana@lemmy.world to 196 · 11 months agomessage-square84fedilink
minus-squareUPGRAYEDD@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·11 months agoYou dont wana mess with zombie newton.
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·11 months ago…serious about the third law of motion
minus-squareRizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoNo, it’s about how hot his husband was.
minus-squareno banana@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoActually he’s more partial to chocolate chip cookies
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoI thought he preferred cookies with a fig jelly filling
minus-squareno banana@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoWho says chocolate chip cookies can’t have a fig jelly filling
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-211 months agoNewton, the dead guy who’s in charge of physics and which cookies get figs in them, he decides
minus-squareCCF_100@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoYour post infuriated him so much he came back to life to yell at you for this monstrosity
minus-squareno banana@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months agoThat must be why my magnet car is not moving.
He’s dead
You dont wana mess with zombie newton.
…serious about the third law of motion
No, it’s about how hot his husband was.
Actually he’s more partial to chocolate chip cookies
I thought he preferred cookies with a fig jelly filling
Who says chocolate chip cookies can’t have a fig jelly filling
Newton, the dead guy who’s in charge of physics and which cookies get figs in them, he decides
Your post infuriated him so much he came back to life to yell at you for this monstrosity
That must be why my magnet car is not moving.