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Scroll Responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org to 196 · 2 年前

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  • PabloPicasshole@lemmy.world
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    I can’t wait to wear my Apple Vision Pro while puking my brains out.

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      They’ll give you targets to hit with your vom.

    • TheCookieButter@lemmy.world
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      I just hope they accurately display the pain in your virtual eyes.

    • Ketchup@reddthat.com
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      Can’t wait for stereoscopic POV shot for an accurate depth perception of the projectile spray !

      P.s. How’d you stash away 3500 already. Oh yeah, ain’t nothing but the cost of half a months rent in 2024

  • The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Commenting while vomiting right now. Food poisoning fucking sucks.

    • wheresmypillow@lemmy.one
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      Proof that god has lost.

    • Hopps@lemmy.world
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      It got me yesterday too man, still recovering. I was zen’d out of my mind.

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    deleted by creator

    • madnessman@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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      Well at least your not looking at your phone! ;)

    • Nanomerce @lemmy.world
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      because you are focused on nothing but misery I suppose

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      deleted by creator

  • eldopgergan@lemmy.world
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    Using a phone when puking seems like a new tiktok trend

  • Silverstrings
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    This take is absolutely deranged and exactly the sort of thing I like to see here.

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    Nah this is false. Ya’ll should try doing a heavy barbell squat or deadlift.

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      Yeah but I’m probably listening to a book

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        You can’t possibly listen to a book while doing a heavy barbell squat

        I mean you could hear the words or whatever audio is coming out - but in the moment of lifting you’ll be focused on not allowing the weight to crush your body and instead to lift it and control it because you’re such a animal beast like creature who’s sole focus is to engorge your muscles with blood and lift heavy objects.

  • Anti Weeb Penguin@lemmy.world
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    Vomiting is a zen state unless you are emetophobic :(

  • Zrybew@lemmy.world
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    WTF did I just read

  • Concetta
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    Murder Bryan be on his phone when he’s puking.

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