I have no idea what “skeet” is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

To the windows,to the walls, but not on the couch.

Finally found the place where my first landlord was buying the furniture

Use some fucking fabric cleaner! Got damn!

Kindly accept my certified check for $1050 to cover the freight cost and refund the excess

Darn it, where are the couches with skeet :(

Thank you. I finally figured out how to sell my old furniture.

Ugh. This is why I got out of furniture upholstery.

Skeet skeet skeet skeet