• _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz
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    11 months ago

    I ate off of one of those trucks while tdy in the middle east. They didn’t serve any pork, so no bacon on any of the burgers. They still had some kind of option to replace it, and to this day I still don’t know what the fuck I ate. Still better than MREs.

    • 𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚@yah.lol
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      11 months ago

      Log Entry

      Subject #47, post ingestion of Substance-6∆V, exhibits a stable yet enigmatic state. Initial analysis suggests successful integration with the host’s biology however we are witnessing cellular transformations at an highly unexpected rate. Notably, the subject developed █████, which shouldn’t even be possible and frankly I’m concerned ██████████████████. Further monitoring is essential, especially after last week’s █████ incident and ███████████. The potential implications are ██████████████.