“My online alter-ego Baldur’s Gate 3 character is 18 feet tall, and has giant wings, like an angel’s but also like a demon’s. His name is KARLOR! Karlor can fuck anything, and he will, and has; WOMEN, ANGELS, DEVILS, ANIMALS! You need to get with him because my penis only has a tip… It’s like someone glued an acorn to the bottom of my torso.”
The “big” penis is still too small. Gimme a “third leg” option, Larian.
The “small” penis is still too big. Gimme a “thimble” option, Larian.
“My
online alter-egoBaldur’s Gate 3 character is 18 feet tall, and has giant wings, like an angel’s but also like a demon’s. His name is KARLOR! Karlor can fuck anything, and he will, and has; WOMEN, ANGELS, DEVILS, ANIMALS! You need to get with him because my penis only has a tip… It’s like someone glued an acorn to the bottom of my torso.”