The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agoAre you trying to STEAL entertainment??startrek.websiteimagemessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1779
arrow-up1779imageAre you trying to STEAL entertainment??startrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square50fedilink
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·1 year agoJokes on them. I can be looking straight at something and still not be paying attention.
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·1 year ago“Picture yourself holding the product and smiling” “Now picture yourself recommending the product to friends and family.”
minus-squareTheWinged7@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoBut I literally can’t picture things in my head… Guess I’m forever stuck on the ad
minus-squareLoftySnowman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoI just threw up in my mouth. A lot.
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoIf the tech ever works and someone suggests I get it I will give them a free ice pick lobotomy.
Jokes on them. I can be looking straight at something and still not be paying attention.
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“Picture yourself holding the product and smiling”
“Now picture yourself recommending the product to friends and family.”
But I literally can’t picture things in my head… Guess I’m forever stuck on the ad
I just threw up in my mouth. A lot.
If the tech ever works and someone suggests I get it I will give them a free ice pick lobotomy.