• funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    I was reading the chic fil a guys biography in a thrift store other day. It opens with how he was going to give a guy a free car, but recorded the “you get a car” message at the end of 3 consecutive cassette tapes of Christian preacher sermons. Presumably, that’s, what, between 3 and 6 hours worth of church to have a chance to catch the message that you get a free car?

    Then the guy didn’t listen to them all the way through so didn’t get a car.

    The guy was essentially orphaned from an abusive home and walked hours to work every day. The chic fil a guy was like “what an unfortunate story!”

    motherfucker you tricked him like some kind of goblin