00:00:26 Laura is all alone. Looks left, no Travis. Looks right, no Liam. Looks at the camera and leans on her hand.
00:05:35 Scanlan:“Someone, quick! Draw a dick on his face!”
00:06:20 Liam:“Found the troll dick!”
00:11:45 Orion:“I’m using my Mage Hand to poke her in the face.” (during duregar dialogue)
01:03:38 Scanlan:“What? I’m super brave and hung, come on, let’s do this.”
01:05:40 Travis:“Yes! (whispers) Trolls!”
01:06:36 Orion gasps at the sight of a beautiful piece of chocolate cake and is stuck admiring it until Marisha tells him to take a bite and enjoy.
01:11:40 Fan Art Moment The Introductory scene of the Mindflayer commanding the dwarf forward to be killed via encephalectomy. Scanlan, invisible, witnessing this, “Poor son of a bitch.”
02:00:25 Vex:“What’re we gonna do? All of our shit’s gone.”
[Vax starts waving rude gestures across the chasm]
02:07:47 Tiberius:“We can also go in the ‘Not-lava cave’, Keyleth.”
Keyleth:“I’m sorry, that lava cave just looks important.”
Tiberius:“I know. Because of the lava.”
Keyleth:“Yeah.”
02:12:05 Tiberius:“Well, I don’t vote. I don’t believe in our system. Anyway, that’s none of your business.”
Scanan:“Are you a communist?”
02:23:50 Vex:(telepathically)“Um, Tiberius?”
Tiberius:“Mm, yes?”
Vex:“Maybe you could send that fucking carpet back down here.”
Tiberius:“I’ll be right there, I was trying to get the rest of the party here, but everyone’s being buttholes.”
02:24:50 Clarota “Clarence” the Mindflayer joins the party.
02:28:20 Matt:“It reaches up and taps the metal on its head.”
Laura & Liam:“Oh! Tinfoil hat!”
Marisha & Taliesin:“Magneto helmet!”
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Highlights
Keyleth:“I’m sorry, that lava cave just looks important.”
Tiberius:“I know. Because of the lava.”
Keyleth:“Yeah.”
Scanan:“Are you a communist?”
Tiberius:“Mm, yes?”
Vex:“Maybe you could send that fucking carpet back down here.”
Tiberius:“I’ll be right there, I was trying to get the rest of the party here, but everyone’s being buttholes.”
Laura & Liam:“Oh! Tinfoil hat!”
Marisha & Taliesin:“Magneto helmet!”