• imasnyper@lemmy.ca
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      1 year ago

      Maple syrup literally flows through my veins. My pet polar bear and attack geese protect my vast syrup empire. Headquarters is obviously my igloo.

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      1 year ago

      I made fermented maple syrup a few years ago.

      It tastes like shit. Imagine you take a green branch off a tree and suck on it, then you add alcohol. Bleh.