Wait a minute. Biden’s name isn’t Bidin. It’s Biden!
Okay, hot shot. If you’re so good with presidential names then riddle me this: what’s Obama’s last name?
I wanna say…Smith?
Wrong! It’s Care! Obama Care!
Wrong! It’s Obama! Thanks Obama!
Hey Jack, that’s just a bunch of malarkey. I’m the real Joe Bidden and I’ll give you a presidential pardon for the crime of your choice. All you need to do is DM me with your parent’s credit card number, expiration date, and security code.
I can’t pass up this opportunity!
Its fake, he didn’t call you Jack
What a load of malarkey
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